Dialouge Derrick: Hey, red, slippery, highlights your blades.... Derrick: Soap! I could get you some red soap, but my bathroom is downstairs.... Hallway Guard 1: SOAP?! Hallway Guard 1: DID HE SAY SOAP?! Hallway Guard 2: AYE THAT HE DID! Hallway Guard 1: THE LITTLE ONE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOUR! Hallway Guard 2: THAT HE DOES, THAT HE DOES. Hallway Guard 1: NO. Hallway Guard 2: NO. Derrick: ....