"Good morning!" Little Red Riding Hood called as she opened the door and let herself in. "Grandmother, I brought you some cake and wine. Actually, I don't have any cake left, I got a little hungry on the way, but I got you flowers instead". Grandmother didn't respond. "I hope she's not mad about the cake" Little Red Riding Hood thought. "It sure is dark in here" Little Red Riding Hood said nervously as she made her way over to the curtains mostly avoiding the empty wine bottles on the floor. "You must be so weak that you can't even bring yourself to open the curtains. I'll get them for you". She pulled back the curtains and all the nice woodland insects scattered back into the shadows. Grandmother was lying on her bed with her red cap pulled down over her face. Little Red Riding Hood placed her bouquet in an empty wine bottle on the windowsill and then carefully made her way over to the bed. She took out the wine and was about to offer it to grandmother when she noticed grandmother looked rather strange. "Oh, grandmother, what big ears you have!" "All the better to hear you with." the wolf mumbled "Oh, grandmother, what big eyes you have!" "All the better to see you with." "Oh, grandmother, what big hands you have!" "All the better to hug you with." "Oh, grandmother, what a terribly huge mouth you have!" "All the better to eat you with!" the wolf yelled as he jumped from the bed and lunged at her. Little Red Riding Hood...